Two hikers, one terrible plan create the ultimate hiking detour fail.
Somewhere deep in the woods (and even deeper in denial), these two adventurers have officially reached the “we should’ve stayed home” stage of the hike. Covered in dirt, surrounded by bugs, sitting next to a map that clearly betrayed them — this is the moment every outdoorsy‑ish person knows too well.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever:
- trusted the wrong friend to navigate
- followed a trail that simply… stopped existing
- or realised halfway through, “Yep. We’re lost. And I’m blaming you.”
A wearable tribute to bad decisions, worse directions, and the kind of hike you only survive so you can complain about it later.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.