A hoodie for anyone who’s ever tricked someone into a “quick walk” that turned into a full‑blown survival expedition, this hoodie tells your truth so you don’t have to.

Two hikers make their way along a mountain trail, but only one of them looks like they’re enjoying it. The blissfully optimistic hiker, map in hand, bright‑eyed, and clearly the “this will be fun!” friend marches confidently ahead, living their best outdoorsy fantasy. Behind them trudges the real hero of the story: red‑faced, sweating, leaning heavily on a walking stick like it is the only thing keeping them alive, and loudly questioning and already regretting every life choice that led to this hill of lies.  Politely, through panted breaths “How much further?” while their inner monologue delivers the truth: “Leisurely stroll my arse.”

With misleading signposts like Painless Trail, Don’t Go, and Lost Marbles Ledge, plus a tragic sandwich abandoned mid‑journey, this artwork perfectly captures the chaos of “fun” hikes everywhere.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.