Some hikes are peaceful.
This… is not one of those hikes.

Featuring two brave‑ish humans sprinting through the woods while giant spiders, a judgy raccoon, and a zero‑fear rat watch the chaos unfold, this design captures the exact moment you realise nature has absolutely had enough of you.

Perfect for anyone who:
- runs first, identifies the threat later
- believes spiders should come with size limits
- has ever said “it’s just a quick trail” and lived to regret it
A wearable reminder that sometimes the forest says “nope,” and your only job is to run.


• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.