Meet the newest recruit on the job site: the apprentice sloth who’s been ‘almost done’ since last Tuesday. He’s learning the ropes one nap at a time, proudly proving that progress is still progress—even if it’s in slow motion.  

This apprentice sloth shows up on time, works hard-ish, and takes union‑approved snack breaks every 7 minutes. He may not be the fastest on the crew, but he’s definitely the most relaxed—and honestly, morale has never been higher.

The gift every new apprentice needs.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.