Because the puppy you imagined… is not the gremlin you got.
 
Remember when you brought home that tiny, perfect ball of fluff and imagined peaceful walks, tidy rooms, and a dog who listened?
Yeah.
Then reality arrived — zoomies, sock theft, selective hearing, and the kind of quirky antics only a dog parent could love.
 
This puppy you imagine tee captures that exact journey: Expectation → Reality → We tried.
 
Made from 100% soft, sturdy cotton, it sits nicely, keeps its shape, and pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or the “I give up” face you make when your dog sprints through the house with something they definitely shouldn’t have.
 
Whether your pup is a dream, a disaster, or a chaotic blend of both, this shirt is your new favourite inside joke. 
 
Why You’ll Love It
Soft, breathable cotton — ideal for dog walks, dog cuddles, and dog‑related negotiations
Classic unisex fit with clean edges and a structured feel
A design that perfectly sums up the dog‑parent experience
Great for dog lovers, new puppy parents, or anyone who’s ever said “he wasn’t like this in the brochure”

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!